One of my favorte memes is Paranoid Parrot if only because I have honestly done quite a lot of the things it describes as being paranoid. Here are a few that definitely applied to me or I have done at least once in my life. All images are linked from one of my favorite meme repositories, quickmeme.
I have no idea why I freak out about this. Probably because I watch way too much SVU.
This is the result of my father watching way too many syfy shows around me about a aliens and ghosts when I was 8.
If I have an important meeting, presentation, anything I’d rather just stay up all night than chance missing it.
This one got to me the first 3 months after I got my own place. Haha.
Yeah. This because I got caught downloading the Mr. Bean movie in college. Of all the things to get caught for…
I have no idea who in their right mind would want to steal my car but I still wonder after 5 minutes in a large parking lot.
This was me when I let my license expire on accident and before I got to go renew.
This was a big one until I realized all asian people aren’t brainiac achievers and let myself slow down a bit. But this was definitely me until about 2nd year of college.
Got a favorite meme or a paranoid parrot idea?