Hmph

My mom bought me this pillow. It was fitting as I’m about as anti-patriarchy as a girl gets without going into crazy feminist territory (maybe?).

The cat seems pleased knowing it has a place higher than at least half the human population according to this pillow.

The pillow could also read like this:

“The more I know about allergies..”

“The more I know about taco bell..”

“The more I know about getting kidnapped in Mexico..”

“The more I know about middle eastern dictators..”

“The more I know about Pteridophobia…”

“The more I know about that one protein shake that gives you the fire shits..”

Okay you know too much about me now.